This post is the power of media,short n sweet ;)
*Naughty content ahead … you have been warned!
A servant enrolled his donkey in a race &won.The local paper read,"Servant's ass won." The King was upset with this kind of publicity and he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
The servant gave the donkey to the Queen.The local paper read,"The Queen has the best ass in town." The King fainted after reading this.
The Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.Next day paper read,"Queen sells her ass for 10$." The King ordered the Queen to buy back the donkey and and leave t in the jungle.
The King died as soon as he read the next day's Headlines
The Headlines read,"Queen announces her ass is wild & free" ;):D
Beat that ;)
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